January 2010
(813): y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you...
dorkvader:
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Most Important Rules of Life You NEED to Know
ekabooom:
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often. 3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve...
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10 Words You Need To Stop Misspelling →
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50 interesting facts.
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1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.
2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated,...
allyinthesummer:
Cesc, I’m sure, will hoping if there’s a slice of luck it’ll fall to us and he’ll be looking for a pizza the action tomorrow. In Cesc we crust! I’m getting excited now.
lmao
Arseblogger :)
cuteness x]
Today, I jokingly told one of my guy friends, who...