Because of you, I forgot the key to my cabinet, and my perfume. And for all the wrong reasons.
Ram, I know you can’t see this right now. That said, you do not know how many times I checked your FB profile, your brother’s posts, every survivor list they have on the internet, just to check for some proof of life. I’d give almost anything just to hear you taunt the Arsenal’s loss this weekend thanks to your beloved Manchester United. That or the other annoying things you do, that merited your title of “my best frienemy”.
I pray to God that you’re okay. Just, please be okay.
Mother of god. My mom was trying to take a picture of our christmas tree. Being the troll I am, I kept photobombing. She had me sit down to stop and I threw my phone, knowing it’d never work. It worked. We have a picture of our christmas tree with a flying phone
You guys thought I was kidding…
it looks like it’s taking a selfie… #nomakeup #natural #xmas